(Ref: Fifth India-England Test.)
India’s last 3 Test innings, runs scored by…
All batsmen = 117.
All bowlers = 141.
Dhoni = 180.
Team India is the new brand ambassador for Rupa.
With so many rest days after early Test results they’ll say…
Ye aaraam ka maamla hai!
Indian Test batsmen looking at the red cricket ball and singing…
Ye laal rang kab mujhe chhodega…
Dhoni’s autobiography will be…
Last Man Standing.
First in ODIs, now in Tests too.
Tests then…
Aaj Sachin century maarega kya?
Now…
Aaj India century maarega kya?
August 15, 1947: Indians get Independence from the English.
August 15, 2014: Indian batsmen get quick Independence from English bowlers.
Finish the Tests in 3 days, destroy the ECB economy and relax for 2 days.
Smart strategy!
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